I am a huge Batman fan, and have been one since as long as I can remember. Batman, to me, is one of the most awe-inspiring and amazing person (fictional or real) that exists in the history of mankind.

Though we all may interpret Batman differently, this is the Batman we know from the DC comics.

When I saw the re-run of the Adam West Batman TV series, I found it extremely ridiculous, to say the least. But it was excusable because it was made in the 60s, way before Batman became THE Batman.

When Tim Burton's Batman was released in 1989, I had great hopes for it. But it turned out to be a complete downer. Every single Batman movie has successfully disappointed me till this date. To be honest, I didn't even watch most of them just by looking at the posters and promos.

I did watch Christopher Nolan's Batman Begins. It was a bad Batman movie again, in my opinion. I skipped The Dark Knight. These days I am getting to see some photos and promos of Nolan's upcoming The Dark Knight Rises, I have already made up my mind that I am not going to watch the movie, because it too is a bad Batman movie.

Batman in Hollywood hasn't improved much since Adam West's Batman.

In my opinion, none of the Batman movies has captured the essence of Batman onscreen successfully. Probably because they were made by people who don't understand why Batman is the way he is, or probably they first came to know about Batman at a fancy dress competition. The Batman they have created so far look nothing like the real Batman, they look more like someone who dresses up badly / ridiculously as Batman on Halloween.

So what is the secret to creating the perfect Batman in movies? Just three points.

1. Batman's Eyes#

Eyes are the windows to one's soul. That is the reason why Batman does not show his eyes. Instead of eyes that can give him away, Batman has a glowing pair of slits that are capable mostly of expressing only terror.

A Batman with blinking and darting kohl-eyes looks like a Batman character who ran away from the circus.

Batman's eyes are dead and cold, yet intimidating and terrifying at the same time. It doesn't tell you what he is thinking, what he is feeling, where he is looking at. All it tells you is that he is there to put you down.

2. Batman's Cloak#

Batman's cloak should not cling to his back like a wet towel as depicted in the movies. The character of his cloak is one of the most important things that make Batman, Batman. This is more about cinematography than the attire, though.

3. Batman's Suit#

Batman's suit is simple and effective, nothing fancy. It doesn't have bat-nipples and muscles sculpted on it. Also it doesn't make Batman looks like he is a robot crafted by Nike and Adidas in a joint venture (The Dark Knight Rises).

Batman is not going for a fancy dress competition, he is out there to fight crime.

The 'Hollywoodized' looks of Batman is more likely to tickle the funny bones of the criminals, rather than freezing them with horror, which the real Batman does.

I would pay double the ticket price to watch a Batman movie that captures the essence of the comic book Batman on the big screen. Hopefully someone will make a good Batman movie in the future. Till then, I will keep waiting to be mind-blown by a kickass movie of my favorite superhero.

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